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10 Best Bitcoin Jokes to Keep you Laughing

by CoinEsper
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When your portfolio is on the slide downwards, it’s perhaps best to take some time off and relax. What better way to do this than with some tongue in cheek comedy? Here are some light-hearted Bitcoin jokes to get you back to that happy place.

1.

Why is Bitcoin difficulty so high?

Too much hash.

2.

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Satoshi Nakamoto.

Satoshi Nakamoto who?

You will never know.

3.

Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?

Because they know Ferrari is owned by Fiat.

4.

What kind of money do vampires use?

Bitcoin.

5.

How much did it cost to invent bitcoin?

One Satoshi.

6.

Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins?

In a cold wallet.

7.

8.

How do you eat a bitcoin?

With a megabyte.

9.

What’s the difference between SpaceX and Bitcoin?

SpaceX will actually return to earth after takeoff…

10.

Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionaire

Bitcoin Millionaire: …bit by bit…

And that’s our 10 best Bitcoin jokes for those days when a little bit of light humor is all we have.

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